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THE UNOFFICIAL AUTHORITY ON POCKET CLOUDS

Field Guide

Quest words, curious treasures, and mountain tales of questionable credibility. Look it up before the marmots make something up.

The words in your journal

Trailcraft
Our shorthand for the practical habits behind a good mountain day: pacing, navigation, fueling, route planning, and terrain-specific skills. “Trailcraft to practice” suggests preparation for that collection or approach; it is not a skill you unlock by earning an item.
Quest pack
Your display of virtual keepsakes. They appear automatically when your logged summits meet their requirements.
Keepsakes
Made-up treasures earned from your first summit, five different peaks, or a complete collection. They have no powers, expiry, or spending mechanic. Correcting your journal can change which ones you own.

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Trail journal
Your record of outings: summits, repeat visits, and attempts or turnarounds. It is saved in this browser. Returning to a peak adds a story, but does not count as another unique peak.
Collections
Named groups of peaks with a shared flavor. Explore them in any order. Bag every peak in a group to earn its keepsake; a complete collection does not certify mountain skills.
Bag a peak
Reach a summit and record it in your trail journal. Past ascents count too. An attempt belongs in your journal without counting toward summit rewards.
Quest challenge
Our 1–10 estimate combining endurance, altitude, and technical terrain for the described approach. The storybook names below label that scale. Conditions can change the difficulty; this is not a climbing grade or an AllTrails rating.
  • 1–2: First Adventure — Introductory
  • 3–4: Worthy Quest — Moderate
  • 5–6: Bold Ascent — Strenuous
  • 7–8: Grand Expedition — Very demanding
  • 9–10: Legendary Climb — Advanced alpine
Wishlist & next peak
Your wishlist holds peaks you want to visit. Your next peak is the one you have picked to focus on. Neither is a commitment or a readiness assessment.
Peak legends
Original Summit Quest tall tales, invented for a laugh. These are fictional stories, not local history, Indigenous traditions, or route advice. The mountains are real; their snack paperwork is not.

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The item index

Every treasure, including the ones still waiting for you. Entirely virtual; no actual cloud bottling required.

Six chapters, any order

The tall-tale atlas

41 real peaks. 41 completely invented stories. Original Summit Quest fiction, not local history or route advice.

Alta Peak

The tree’s postcard

A tree sent a postcard uphill asking what the view was like. The reply was so long it needed six stamps. The tree now claims to have visited, which is technically a stretch.

Visit Alta Peak →

Bald Mountain — Sugarloaf Ridge

The missing wig

The mountain ordered a grass wig for a formal occasion. The wind tried it on first and left town. The mountain now insists the bare look was a bold personal choice.

Visit Bald Mountain — Sugarloaf Ridge →

Brokeoff Mountain

Some assembly required

A mountain furniture kit arrived with one piece missing and seventeen spare screws. Its builder called the result intentional. The warranty department has been unusually quiet.

Visit Brokeoff Mountain →

Castle Peak

The extremely small monarchy

A marmot crowned itself ruler of a castle with no doors. Its first decree required all clouds to look vaguely like cheese. Enforcement has been inconsistent.

Visit Castle Peak →

Clouds Rest

The cloud hotel

Clouds checked in for one night and requested a late checkout. That was several seasons ago. The front desk keeps leaving increasingly polite notes about the borrowed towels.

Visit Clouds Rest →

Ellis Peak

The lake’s good side

A portrait painter asked the lake to show its good side. The lake gestured everywhere at once. The painter switched to landscapes and stopped taking commissions.

Visit Ellis Peak →

Freel Peak

The top shelf

The mountains put their best biscuits on the highest shelf and forgot who could reach it. A passing cloud offered to help. It returned with suspiciously buttery edges.

Visit Freel Peak →

Grand Teton

The skyline conductor

A peak raised its baton to conduct the dawn chorus. The clouds came in early, the wind missed its cue, and a pebble coughed through the solo. Critics called it a bold interpretation.

Visit Grand Teton →

Lassen Peak

The kettle complaint

A cloud bought a mountain-sized kettle, then complained that it took too long to cool. Customer service suggested patience. The cloud requested to speak to the geology manager.

Visit Lassen Peak →

Lembert Dome

The giant’s paperweight

A giant set this dome on a picnic napkin to stop it blowing away. The picnic ended centuries ago, but the giant is certain the receipt is still underneath.

Visit Lembert Dome →

Little Si

The small mountain’s résumé

Little Si applied for a job as a very large mountain. Its résumé listed “excellent views” and “surprisingly persuasive uphill.” The hiring panel asked about height. Little Si asked about attitude.

Visit Little Si →

Mission Peak

The uphill assignment

A hill was given a simple mission: make everyone say “nearly there” at least twice. It exceeded expectations. Its annual review described it as alarmingly motivated.

Visit Mission Peak →

Montara Mountain — North Peak

The fog subscription

Montara signed up for a free fog trial and forgot to cancel. Every morning another delivery arrives. The unsubscribe button is somewhere in the mist.

Visit Montara Mountain — North Peak →

Mount Diablo

The horizon collector

This mountain began collecting horizons and ran out of shelf space. It stacked them in every direction. Visiting clouds are asked to admire the collection without touching.

Visit Mount Diablo →

Mount Eddy

The understudy

Eddy agreed to hold the view while Shasta took a break. Audiences kept applauding, so Eddy started requesting its own dressing room. The room is a cloud with a folding chair.

Visit Mount Eddy →

Mount Hoffmann

The map’s belly button

A map folded itself so enthusiastically that it declared this spot its belly button. The other peaks found that unprofessional. The map said it was simply trying to find its center.

Visit Mount Hoffmann →

Mount Judah

The loop committee

A squirrel committee tried to design a walk with no end so lunch would never be over. They invented a loop. The minutes of the meeting are mostly crumbs.

Visit Mount Judah →

Mount Pilchuck

The lookout guestbook

A cloud signed the guestbook “lovely view, could use more clouds.” It left a second review under a different name. Both were written in suspiciously damp handwriting.

Visit Mount Pilchuck →

Mount Saint Helena

The cloud tasting

A cloud critic declared the afternoon sky had notes of oak, sunshine, and slightly damp socks. The other clouds nodded thoughtfully. None of them had any idea what oak was.

Visit Mount Saint Helena →

Mount St. Helens

The cloud haircut

A cloud opened a salon in the sky and offered the horizon a trim. The horizon asked for “just a little off the top.” Both parties now insist on written instructions before booking.

Visit Mount St. Helens →

Mount Tamalpais — East Peak

The fog’s alarm clock

The fog keeps an alarm clock here but hits snooze with its entire body. On clear mornings, the clock has rolled under a rock. Nobody is volunteering to retrieve it.

Visit Mount Tamalpais — East Peak →

Mount Umunhum

The cloud filing cabinet

A cloud clerk ordered a filing cabinet and received a building-sized box. Every fog bank now arrives alphabetized. Nobody can find “miscellaneous drizzle.”

Visit Mount Umunhum →

Mt. Adams

The second dessert

A mountain served what looked like the final course, then revealed another enormous helping. The clouds called it generous. The guests quietly loosened their imaginary belts.

Visit Mt. Adams →

Mt. Baker

The impossible bakery

A cloud baker iced an entire mountain and called it a small batch. Asked where the cake was, it became evasive. The display case now carries a very firm “for looking at” sign.

Visit Mt. Baker →

Mt. Dana

The pebble census

A very diligent pebble decided to count its neighbors. Every time it reached a thousand, someone asked how it was going. The census is now closed to public inquiries.

Visit Mt. Dana →

Mt. Hood

The pointy dress code

Hood arrived at a mountain party wearing its most formal point. The invitation had said casual. Everyone else spent the evening pretending they had also considered dressing up.

Visit Mt. Hood →

Mt. Rainier

The sky landlord

Rainier rents parking spaces to clouds. Most pay in drizzle; one keeps promising a rainbow next Tuesday. The lease now explicitly forbids leaving weather in the hallway.

Visit Mt. Rainier →

Mt. Rose

The panorama invoice

The horizon once sent this peak a bill for excessive viewing. Rose returned it marked “please itemize.” The horizon is still counting individual trees.

Visit Mt. Rose →

Mt. Shasta

The enormous hat

Shasta asked a cloud tailor for a modest hat. The tailor measured once, panicked, and used the whole bolt of sky. Shasta wears it like nothing unusual has happened.

Visit Mt. Shasta →

Mt. Shuksan

The portrait fee

The mountain discovered it was in everyone’s landscape paintings and asked for royalties. Payment arrived as one flattering sunset. Its agent is calling that a strong opening offer.

Visit Mt. Shuksan →

Mt. Tallac

The lake mirror inspector

A cloud checks its reflection here before every important weather event. It always asks whether it looks too puffy. The lake has learned that this is a rhetorical question.

Visit Mt. Tallac →

Mt. Whitney

The sky’s suggestion box

The sky installed a suggestion box here to be more approachable. Every card says “more oxygen, please.” The sky thanks everyone for their feedback and has formed a working group.

Visit Mt. Whitney →

Mt. Williamson

The stone librarian

A stone librarian shelved every boulder by personality. Visitors keep asking for the adventure section. “You are standing in it,” says the librarian, who charges late fees in epochs.

Visit Mt. Williamson →

North Palisade

The stone dinner party

A gathering of peaks agreed to a quiet dinner and spent three epochs deciding where to sit. North Palisade is still holding a place card. Nobody wants to be the first to ask about dessert.

Visit North Palisade →

Pyramid Peak

The geometry exam

A mountain turned in a triangle for its final geometry project. The teacher asked to see its work. It gestured at every rock and said this might take a while.

Visit Pyramid Peak →

Sentinel Dome

The granite night watch

The dome appointed itself night watchman, then discovered it could not turn its head. It solved this by declaring everything it could not see “probably fine” and asking the stars for a second opinion.

Visit Sentinel Dome →

Sierra Buttes

The upstairs department

A cloud ordered a lookout with an upstairs. The delivery crew took this personally. The cloud left a review reading “excellent upstairs; surprisingly little downstairs.”

Visit Sierra Buttes →

South Sister

The family photograph

Three mountain sisters tried to take a family portrait. One blinked, one disappeared behind a cloud, and one insisted the light was better yesterday. The photographer has requested a geological extension.

Visit South Sister →

Watchman Peak

The blue inventory

A tiny sky accountant came to count all the blue in the view. After filling nine notebooks, she wrote “quite a lot” and promoted herself to director of looking.

Visit Watchman Peak →

White Mountain Peak

The ancient appointment

A mountain scheduled a five-minute chat with an old tree. The tree said it would be ready in a moment. The mountain brought a book. It has since finished the library.

Visit White Mountain Peak →

Windy Hill

The wind’s unfinished sentence

A breeze came here to make one quick announcement and lost its place. It has been clearing its throat ever since. The grass remains a patient audience.

Visit Windy Hill →